goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

Goony Kid

A certain person that resembles the child from the film "Goonies", he has pretty fucked up features and tends to be a douche. If you come face to face with such a person the general response is to leg it and shout 'Gooony'

Joel is such a Goony kid

by PrinceFatty March 16, 2011

goofy ahh monkey

when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀

jon is a goofy ahh monkey 💀💀

by TheKneecapLord April 29, 2022

goop

The excretion made by a vagina when the woman is being pleasured like never before. It is similar to elmers glue leaking out of the bottle.

Ted made Mary goop like never before last night, she gooped so much that she soaked through the sheets.

by Makemegoop May 15, 2009

gobble the goop

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.

1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

goodyear

a small town in Arizona that tries to make middle-class people feel like their really rich.

"Oh honey, let's live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better

by goodyear_resident December 15, 2003

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010