goober

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

by Pski January 17, 2009

goob

a silly person; a term of endearment regarding a silly loved one

Haha goob. That was silly!

by HS:] August 14, 2010

Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

by The Wig November 16, 2006

Gooba

The name of 6ix9ine's new song that broke the internet and made some of his competitor rappers salty of his success regarding how he came back from telling on his gang.

Tim: Did you hear 6ix9ine's new song it's fireeeee!
Kyle: You mean gooba?
Tim: Yes bro it's so good and he's back to his title, King of New York!
Kyle: Cool.

by xxxtimtacion7 May 10, 2020

Goobe

A really wet blowjob.

I got the greatest Goobe form the chick at the bar last night. It was so wet I was damn near swimming.

by ben86 January 8, 2009

Goob

someone who dribbles from their chin as a child

Have you seen Goob's drool at the ratskaller?

by JoSp123123 May 10, 2009

goob

Someone who plays computer games for more then six hours a day on a daily basis. May get offended if goobness is pointed out.

Geoff you're such a goob, you've been playing Dark Age of Camelot all day!

by Becki June 11, 2004