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go play golf

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
go play golf - donald duck's management team
by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020
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Golf Grip Handjob

The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.
"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."

"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
by mcdickpic June 25, 2017
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Golf Shirt Espionage

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.
Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.
by GoToThis2 March 3, 2011
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a clean golf ball

A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!
Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!
by Rio1954 February 1, 2019
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Golf player emoji

The golf player emoji is rooted in the old LGBTQIA+ community forums from back in the 90's - 00's. Long story short,it was encrypted using a certain symbol combination that resembled (in a caricatural manner) a vagina in the act of being licked ;^~{(:)}<●; (Yeah I don't get it either). Since then it saw widespread usage throughout the 2000's, generally representing a girl willing to have homosexual intercourse, being often associated with either lesbians or bisexual girls. Though not so widely used today, it represents still a quirky way to point towards your sexuality
Girl 1 : *inserts Golf player emoji in bio*
Girl 2 (knowing the code, browsing online) : *sees bio* ; *realizes Girl 1 is willing to have intercourse with a girl, but wants to keep a low profile
by Bonnie Emme August 22, 2021
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Oscar Mike Golf

A phonetics version of OMG, or oh my god.
"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."
by Juarez Garcia August 31, 2003
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Samoan Golf Course

Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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