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A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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persian goddess

It has been well established that often persian women are more attractive than the average female population. Nevertheless even within this pool of hotness, there are the "prima inter pares" more commonly defined as persian goddesses. These fine specimen are not only more attractive than their peers, but superior in every aspect: They can eat whole pints of ice cream without gaining an ounce and always help others before thinking about themselves.
Phil: Look at Shahrzad, she is a real persian goddess.
by Herman March 8, 2005
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Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
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tulsa golden hurricane

when three or more men run around a woman while simultaneously urinating on her face
When Pat and his seven roommates came over last night I had the highest class tulsa golden hurricane of my life.
by Show me your tits November 17, 2009
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Golden Showers

Pissing on someone (can be in their face, mouth, on their body, on their p**sy, etc.), usually a form of sexual domination/humiliation, or the fulfillment of one's own sexual desires for perverse gratification.
Lisa was soaked in golden showers from the other members of the orgy. She felt like she had drank gallons of the tangy liquid.
by FreakLesboCutie March 9, 2009
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Operation Golden Flow

Military term used for a routine urinaysis test.
Dude, Johnson just got busted on Operation Golden Flow for doing E.
by Trav September 24, 2004
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The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).
The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.
by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010
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