Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.
by steve palumbo March 6, 2008
Get the German Torpedo mug.often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
Get the german shizer mug.An informal luncheon or lunch originating in the area around Leipzig Germay—originally the light meal eaten between breakfast and dinner, but now often taking the place of dinner, the fashionable hour being one (or half after if cards are to follow) —is of two kinds. The "buffet" luncheon, at which the guests eat standing; and the luncheon served at small tables, at which the guests are seated....
The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
by Uwe 2 May 15, 2007
Get the German Buffet mug.The act of taking your penis, rolling it under you sack, making you nuts stick up, and your dick stick sideways, making it look like a bowtie.
by DeadyBearMan. February 18, 2008
Get the German Bowtie mug.To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.
Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
by I Hate Kuwait 112 April 27, 2010
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taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.
by nick benda August 23, 2007
Get the German lunch mug.It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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