Pretend girlfriend

A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.

Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.

by 8we6oqd4wq May 23, 2020

find me a girlfriend

When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.

Kate, find me a girlfriend.

by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017

National finger your girlfriend day

On october 2nd it is finger your girlfriend day and your girlfriend cant stop you no matter what

Happy fingering

On national finger your girlfriend day i fingered my girlfriend

by Totally Not Jackson October 1, 2018

Girlfriend

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.

Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.

by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021

My girlfriend gave it to me

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

by Sid Barrett February 15, 2008

girlfriend

Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.

If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.

by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008

Lap Girlfriend

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

by Exit109GTI December 11, 2003