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Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
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dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
by Zemian March 19, 2018
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Goldstream Guards

LSSAH's allied code name.
"the Goldstream Guards surrendered to US forces in the Steyr area on 8 May 1945"
by Socksssss February 23, 2024
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Cock Sucker Guard

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”
by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024
mugGet the Cock Sucker Guardmug.

Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......
Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!
by cheffykins April 23, 2011
mugGet the Palace guardmug.

Guard Bro

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022
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rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind
I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard
by Benis man October 3, 2021
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