Illusions of Grandeur

Stop. There is no such thing of having Illusions of Grandeur, because an Illusion means that you're seeing something that is actually real, but is such that is easily misinterpreted (like any numerous optical illusions- Think of looking at a mirror that makes you look super tall at a circus or fair)

Delusions of Grandeur however is when a person believes something that isn't true, and is usually grand... like them being the savior of the world, a secret agent, or a successful business man or woman, etc.

Suzy goes on and on at school about how she's secretly dating British Royalty on the side.. and how the Prince wants to marry her, but she's not sure if she could handle all the attention and she balks at having to put on airs, do charity work, and all the other pretentious crap that would go along with being the wife of a prince. Suzy would be having Delusions of Grandeur NOT Illusions of Grandeur.

by ann weiss November 4, 2010

Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.

That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

by jonathan134667 November 5, 2005

el cerro grande

a mexican restaurant in G-town that serves good food.

el cerro grande r leet? i dunno

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Grenade Tits

Tits that are the same or similar size to grenades

she aint worth rootin if she got grenade tits!

by Mysta D March 28, 2010

Gut Grenade

Better known as Krystal's hamburgers. They usually feel like someone dropped a frag grenade in your stomach, as well as leave shrapnel in the toilet... later in the day.

Hey bob, lets stop by Krystal's and pick up a couple of gut grenades.

by Ksing Kser August 26, 2003

abortion grenade

filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.

bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..

by Jeramald Peach June 11, 2006

norwegian hand grenade

when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.

Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

by local sex fiend October 24, 2006