Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Golden Caprisun

When a catheter is removed from an individual and injested by a receiving party.

This action can also be performed when a catheter is pushed into the urethra and injested.

“I saw grandma drinking a Golden Caprisun earlier today”.

by Mr Charmatic November 28, 2018

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Golden Slazenger

When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.

It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!

by Jjely90 July 25, 2018

Golden pearl

When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"

She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!

by Nyceguy September 19, 2018

golden boner

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

Golden Stag

When you pee on someone, then put your balls in their mouth and yell Golden Stag!

If I'm watching someone give someone else a Golden Stag, is it a noun, or a verb?

by Corinthian Prime May 17, 2019