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Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks
by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019
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Give It To The Ones Who Smoked

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.
Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.
by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019
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Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say
Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)
by Im Only On Here Cuz Im Bored December 3, 2019
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Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
by Clapsham March 5, 2020
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Give your girlfriend a sweater day

On March 9th you have to give your girlfriend a sweater. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.
Hey it’s october 28th which means it’s national give your girlfriend a sweater day!💖🥰
by Evelyn_lovesgio March 8, 2020
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Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash
Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit
by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020
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