frosted jackson

when you cum on your friends food or beverage

person 1: hey man could you give my morning coffee a frosted jackson?
person 2: sure thing man! let me see the cup

by bobs_bluecheese March 12, 2022

Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.

Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!

by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022

Frosted

When a matter, an event or idea is almost guarantee to end in destruction/disaster. If your friend tells you being with the hot guy you’ve liked for 5 weeks is frosted, she’s probably right.

Shayan: I’m bored, let’s do something fun
Kayla: ok sure, like what?
Shayan: OMG let’s hack into school security system and steal all the information
Kayla: shayan… that’s so frosted.

by urban_legend.com May 19, 2022

Frosted brownie

When you take a dump and then you beat one off onto your own shit. Thus leaving a nice coating of frosting on your wet fudgecicle.

Billy had blue balls and was prairie dogging, he then knew it was the perfect moment for a frosted brownie

by AustinJ319 August 2, 2022

frosted flakes

the toilet paper flakes left on your lips when you eat a girl out

Damn I can’t believe you went down on Jennifer!
It was great other than the frosted flakes

by javier escobar August 28, 2022

frosted flakes

the dried-up crunchy bits you find in a cum sock

"ew, whys there wood chips in this sock?"
"Dude those are frosted flakes!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Frosted Brownie

When she’s passed out and you ejaculate into her butt checks and wipe your dick in between

I woke up, took a shit and realized Jimbo gave me a frosted brownie

by GAYOMI December 18, 2022