done raised a fool

Reference to a parent who failed to raise a child near their potential.

Marquis: Jerome ran out of gas and the cops caught his ass after he robbed that liquor store.
Lashonda: That boy mama done raised a fool!

by Pizzlej January 20, 2019

Boo Boo the fool

Said of one who looks/is stupid or feels dumb.

Who do you think I look like Boo Boo the fool?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

fool me once

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

falling for the same trick again.

by Commander Keen October 31, 2004

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

You utter fool!

a term used by a german guy in jojo's bizarre adventure part 2: battle tendency and has now become a popular meme.

protagonist: I use magic sunlight punch!

german guy: you utter fool!
the power of german engineering!!

by AWWWW MAN October 22, 2020