Flounder

A fag-like girl who thinks she is hot shit when in actuality everyone hates her and can’t determine weather it is a girl or a boy this person is very crusty and most likely HIV positive. A real nigglet in the eyes of society

Person 1: hey did you see that new kid?
Person 2: yea I tried to talk to her but she is a real flounder. I’m just gonna stay away

by NotMikePence November 5, 2018

Flandabar

One who thinks without thinking

You should flandabar before you do it

by Coolestboi January 13, 2019

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

fludi

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Customer: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Employee: "So, one fludi?"
Customer: "Yes"

by Wmbd June 28, 2019

Fludder

Babygirl moments inside the womb

I can feel Maryjane fludder in my 6 months of pregnancy.

by DarJan November 9, 2019

Flounder mouth

The physical reaction on someone's face, and in particular the involuntary contractions of the lips that occurs when an individual becomes extremely jealous or envious when hearing about the successes of others (family, friends, rivals, enemies) - usually this facial expession precedes a petty or otherwise disparaging comment. Often accompanied by the act of "Casting shade". See also - "Flounder Mode"

1. "Did you see Victor's face when Jimmy pulled up to the house in his brand new ride. Chrome was gleaming man. Yeah Vic got dat Flounder mouth real quick when he heard it was paid fo wit cash! "

2."Ohhh did you see last night !!?? Becky stay in Flounder Mode all night when she found out that she was actually the third round draft pick for Johnny. She was talking shit all night after he pulled the whole switcheroo right after they arrived at the party for a hotter chick. Dunno why she fighting so hard to swim upstream. She know she basic"

by Street poet December 27, 2019

Floundering

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.

Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”

by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020