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Fitness mom

Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.

Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.

Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Did you see that fitness mom today at the 6th grade graduation?
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Fibonacci Power Levels

Power structures are often described as pyramidal. Within Nature, patterns are repeated and repeatable. One such sequence was described by Fibonacci.

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597…

Fibonacci power levels are best demonstrated by example.

The entire British population is represented by 650 Members of Parliament who sit in the House of Commons. The closest number in the Fibonacci sequence to this number 650 is 610. No doubt as this system evolves the number will likely tend towards the optimal 610. In terms of power level, 610 is quite somewhere along the Fibonacci sequence. 610 is the 16th number in the sequence. Even if the first two power levels are ignored as they are not human, that would still make 610 the 14th Fibonacci power level. This demonstrates what a sham a so-called democratic institution represents, as within an individual country, the people’s representatives confer at what must be considered merely an administrative level of power.

Following the Fibonacci power level upwards, it could be predicted that the number of members of the leading political party sitting in the House of Commons should hold a comfortable majority and consist somewhere near the 13th Fibonacci power level number of 377 shitting members.

The so-called cabinet consists of the Prime Minister and 22 ministers. This is close to the 7th Fibonacci power level number 21 but even this is somewhat down the power level structure.
The conclusion has to be considered that this power structure comprising Fibonacci power levels does not represent the true power structure in operation. This is merely an administrative power structure that take orders from the true power structures that reside above them.

Whatever human power structure that resides above them though is somewhat obsolete as behind the individual with seemingly the highest power is another level. It ain’t God, it’s a fungus.

Bubbles: Did you tell the plebs to register to vote?
De Pfeffel: What is the point of voting? You are better off faffing up a wall.
Bubbles: But you are supposed to represent the people.
De Pfeffel: Ha! Ha! People merely vote FOR the system. They vote their approval for more rules, laws, restrictions, taxes, etc. Whatever politician or political party they vote for they are agreeing to further insectualisation and mind control.
Bubbles: But what do we give them in exchange for their votes?
De Pfeffel: Facebook.
Bubbles: Thank goodness for Fibonacci power levels. The plebs can direct their dissatisfaction towards powerless puppets. Let's bring back Spitting Image.
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Honestly, never shuts up. One time, Fionnoula took off her band-aid an wrapped it around my pencil. I took it off and it was wet! They say shes a ray of sunshine in a storm but honestly she causes the storm. If she could die, I wouldnt be opposed to it. Next time you see her, tell her she smells like death. Probably because she causes everyone to die tbh.
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