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FestivTITTIES

When a woman has her breasts decorated for something festive ie, Christmas.
Did you see Sandra’s FestivTITTIES? They’re painted to look like slutty Mrs. claus.
by BunnyButtWHAT June 10, 2024
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Festival Love

Reminiscent of having sex in a porta-potty, festival love is when your partner farts during sex but despite the horrendous odor you continue with the act. Alternately, festival love can start with a Dutch Oven and evolve to sex.
Man, that festival love really takes concentration, I wasn't sure I was going to able to finish when my girl farted last night.
by Pharmer Mike March 12, 2026
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FESTIVUS

A newfangled concept of religion and spirituality. When the principals of religion are merged with the levels and frequency of spirituality resulting in the transformation of 3D confusion to 5D consciousness therefore, elevating us to a supreme divine decernment equal to our Creator.
The newly acquired and assembled congregation were profoundly mesmerized and surprisingly intrigued during the initial introduction to the newfangled concept FESTIVUS.
by LORD Mi EGO July 30, 2025
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festivitis

Taking multiple sick days in the run up to Christmas
Half of the team are off with festivitis
by Starlin71 December 5, 2025
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frestive

Frestive (adj.)
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.

Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.

Frestivities (noun, plural)

Low-key, restorative activities woven into a festive season; the intentional pauses, quiet rituals, and recharge time that make ongoing celebrations sustainable.

Examples:

“My frestivities include sleeping in, long walks, and ignoring group chats.”

“Between weddings and holiday parties, we scheduled frestivities to stay sane.”

“Hot baths and leftover pie are my favorite frestivities.”

Usage note:
Frestivities are not canceling celebrations — they’re how you survive them.
Frestive (adj.)
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.

Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.
by Souper Potato January 5, 2026
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mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.
Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival
by Le Driver March 4, 2014
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firefly festival

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.
Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival
by okeydokeys June 30, 2015
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