faped

a merger of fucking and raped
alternate for the term fucking raped, a good word to use in company of those to are very "offended" by either words.

If one got absolutely beaten at a game like how a trailer trash wife does by her husband, one would say:
"I got faped"

by Phelan July 8, 2005

fappa

a fappa is a massive slap administered to the back of the head when a child has done something wrong european mothers/grandmothers are famous for this

johns mum gave him a massive fappa for smoking

by thewogboy March 29, 2007

Fappuccino

fapp-ucc-i-no

fhap-uch-ee-noe

1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)

2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure

I don't think that's a good idea because I'll just flop it out and fappuccino all over you

by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011

fappage

fappage = one man birds and bees

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language

by unknownness July 15, 2003

famped

To be high

"What the hell is wrong with Chris"

"He's dumb famped"

by FampedGod June 16, 2017

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

Fapple

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

by Casual Cat January 26, 2011