Facebook 

Instagram for old people.

Jimmy, go Facebook Aunt Bertie and see what she’s up to!

Facebook by Piggylover3798423 May 18, 2018

Facebook 

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

Facebook by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

facebook 

verb; meaning to use facebook, to talk with people on facebook, or do whatever it is that you enjoy doing on facebook such as procrastinating homework.

throw it into casual conversation:
"did you facebook yesterday?"
"oh yes i did"
"i enjoy facebooking"
"would you like to facebook with me later?"
"sure"

facebook by pro facebooker March 1, 2010

facebook 

used to share info and chat with freinds

i use facebook

facebook by wwf99 June 9, 2011

facebook 

that highly addictive drug you cant live without,a stalkers dream come true

i gotta check my facebook

facebook by backflip ninja November 3, 2012

Facebook 

Worldwide social media network used by billions of people around the world, where you could post videos, pictures, like, comment, and more on people(s) photos.

Me: *Posts photo of me dancing to Lady Gaga*

Friend: Dude, you're weird.

Me: I know, tell me something I don't know.

Friend 2: *Likes photo*

Me: Facebook is amazing.

Facebook by hanginonaledge November 2, 2013

facebook 

a social media website

ily facebook

facebook by sharks28 October 26, 2016