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fucking virgin 

the best oxymoron everr.




Cassidy: "Scotty, your a fucking virgin!"

Scotty: "I can't be a virgin if i am fucking."

Cassidy: "Exactly, Scotty. You can't be fucking, because your a VIRGIN!"

Scotty: "Shut the fuck up."

Fucking people

Having to deal with a moronic individual, or group of individuals. people who do stupid, stupid things.
Fucking People that's it just...Fucking People!
Fucking people by Irritatedim March 30, 2017

FUCKING FOR TRACKS 

the act in which a male or female has sexual intercourse in exchange for a hit record or "track" in which the fee for the hot song is some type of sexual satisfaction.
Man did you guys know that ole girl is fucking for tracks now, she really wants to make it big in the music business.

fucking rock

a large rock that will cause you pain if you pick it up.
that rock is a fucking rock. if you pick it up, you're fucked.
fucking rock by spacehat12 September 25, 2009

Fucking-Pardon 

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.
"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

fucking love my life 

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.
Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!