facespacer

someone who uses both facebook and myspace

sam: you gotta facebook?

jill: you gotta myspace?

jax: ITS ALL GOOD BABY! I GOT BOTH YOU FORGET IM A FACESPACER BITCH!!!!!!!

by jibbarousseau May 30, 2009

Faceshmooping

The act of posting a mushy, saccharine message to your significant other on Facebook, where everyone is forced to read it; a form of electronic PDA. See: the "Shmoopy" episode of Seinfeld.

"Did you see Johnny's birthday post to his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, that boy was seriously Faceshmooping. He must have come home without a gift or something."

by Brooksie380 July 16, 2009

Facespat

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.

Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."

by Phluker September 29, 2009

fecefaciter

A human who eats human crap. Your crap sucking puppy is not a fecefaciter.

Jake: " dude i just pinched a loaf and didnt flush,"

Roy: " oh man you better hope theres no fecefaciters around,"

by Hankey spankey October 25, 2009

Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010

facesearch

to look on facebook or other socialnetwork sites to find out about some one

aww man i didn't get that job i went for last week, turns out my boss facesearched me and didn't like my hatred of authority and my party hard ethos

by subz91 October 15, 2010

Faceso

a street term for a sexual act whereby a male will sit high up on the female (or male)'s chest. the female (or male) being sat on will aggressively perform a blow job on the male

when i get in i am going to give my wife faceso

by gman2010 October 30, 2010