Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.

Ethan is a fucking cock up

by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019

Ethan

That one cunt who's trying to act Irish but has clear American accent like fuck off bro

Ethan shut tf up your American

by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019

Ethan

A MAN HOE!!!!!

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!

by Kkaykla November 15, 2019

Ethan

His rapper name is lil’ pp

Lil’ pp: Ethan is lil’ pp.

by Lil’ pp March 21, 2019

Ethan

Meme

Ethan=meme

by Cunt_slayer1400 April 12, 2019

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019