Ethan

The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.

Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.

by EthanIsAFag12 November 4, 2019

Ethan

The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.

Ethan is a good student who cares about his work but also his friends and other peers.

by Publius The Monkey April 17, 2017

Ethan

A short ass faggot that has bald spots and has a chode

Ethan looks like a fucking retard chode

by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020