some loser kids who think its cool to act like their life is so horrible.And then they cry about it and slit their wrists.And whats even more incredible their is a whole style of dress(tight faggy clothes) that came out of this whole queer ass emotionally charged group of music fans.If you are a man and You like emo you may as well go cry to your mom because no one else wants to here it,
by Benji molinaman March 15, 2007
Get the Emomug. People who obviously have nothing to do but defend themselves on ramdom websites against people who make dumb jokes at their expense. Seriously, get a life( see the irony?). It's ridiculous how much you feel you need to defend your "lifestyle". If the jokes aren't true then why be offended??
by Really ticked March 22, 2007
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This Is Your Fucking Guide To Be Emo.
First Off, Dye Your Hair Black, An Extra Color Would Be Best, If Not, Black, Plain Black, Yeah.
If Your A d00d, Go Get Yourself Some Girls Skinny Jeans, Tightest Fit. You Can Suck It It, You Don't Eat In Front Of People!
Converse Is Necessary.
Don't Smile Often.
Nail Polish Is A Plus.
Bracelets, And Fingerless Gloves Are A Plus.
NO HOLLISTER ; AMERICAN EAGLE; AEROPOSTALE. or any of that preppy shit.
Shop At Hot Topic; Spencers; And FYE. It'll get you far.
OH, And EYELINER. A Boatload of Eyeliner, Don't Leave The House Without It. Never. Never Ever Ever.
KAY! Now you need the additude.
Have A Myspace, Make Sure It's Not Very Colorful.
Take ALOT Of Pictures. Quote All Your Favorite Emo Bands.
So make sure you listen to emo bands, like My Chemical Romance, Escape The Fate, Hawthorne Heights, And The Used. Without Good Taste In Music, You'll Be Called A Fake.
Only hang out with other Emos. Its like, a rule.
HAIRFLIP!!!!!! Most Iportant/Fun Thing You Need To Do, Flip Ya Hair! (But make sure it still covers one eye!)
Skateboarding is a plus.
So is playing guitar, bass, or the drums.
Use Smileys Like, :3, ^-^, xD
Don't do good in school either, You can skip and be all mysterious.
If Someone Asks You Whats Wrong, Answer "Everything"
Never Explain Yourself.
Act Miserable.
Oh, And MOSH, like a fucking PRO.
Your All Set, You Little Emo.
First Off, Dye Your Hair Black, An Extra Color Would Be Best, If Not, Black, Plain Black, Yeah.
If Your A d00d, Go Get Yourself Some Girls Skinny Jeans, Tightest Fit. You Can Suck It It, You Don't Eat In Front Of People!
Converse Is Necessary.
Don't Smile Often.
Nail Polish Is A Plus.
Bracelets, And Fingerless Gloves Are A Plus.
NO HOLLISTER ; AMERICAN EAGLE; AEROPOSTALE. or any of that preppy shit.
Shop At Hot Topic; Spencers; And FYE. It'll get you far.
OH, And EYELINER. A Boatload of Eyeliner, Don't Leave The House Without It. Never. Never Ever Ever.
KAY! Now you need the additude.
Have A Myspace, Make Sure It's Not Very Colorful.
Take ALOT Of Pictures. Quote All Your Favorite Emo Bands.
So make sure you listen to emo bands, like My Chemical Romance, Escape The Fate, Hawthorne Heights, And The Used. Without Good Taste In Music, You'll Be Called A Fake.
Only hang out with other Emos. Its like, a rule.
HAIRFLIP!!!!!! Most Iportant/Fun Thing You Need To Do, Flip Ya Hair! (But make sure it still covers one eye!)
Skateboarding is a plus.
So is playing guitar, bass, or the drums.
Use Smileys Like, :3, ^-^, xD
Don't do good in school either, You can skip and be all mysterious.
If Someone Asks You Whats Wrong, Answer "Everything"
Never Explain Yourself.
Act Miserable.
Oh, And MOSH, like a fucking PRO.
Your All Set, You Little Emo.
Emo Kid #1: OMFG Are You Giong To The MCR Concert?!
Emo Kid #2: HELLL YYEAAHH! i'm ready to mosh like theres no tomorrow!
Emo Kid #1: Me Toooo! xD
Emo Kid #2: HELLL YYEAAHH! i'm ready to mosh like theres no tomorrow!
Emo Kid #1: Me Toooo! xD
by L7WEENIE!xD December 23, 2009
Get the Emomug. whiner that everyone hates.
often mutilates self
has no balls.
small penis
gay hairstyles
listens to gay bands like themselves.
often mutilates self
has no balls.
small penis
gay hairstyles
listens to gay bands like themselves.
Omar: i am going to beat that emo kid's ass.
Alex: theres no need. see? he has a shotgun in his mouth, the faggot...
Alex: theres no need. see? he has a shotgun in his mouth, the faggot...
by Alex St. Clair March 26, 2007
Get the emomug. Quite possibly the most ridiculous concept ever concocted (emo shouldn't even be classified as a music genre, as "emo" doesn't actually exist).
Definition: A genre of music that was constructed under the pretense that "Pop Punk" (Pop punk being a complete paradox) was not faggy enough. Suburban teenagers who wanted to be "different" by crying and looking exactly like everyone they cry and hang out with (i.e. dyed black hair, jeans so tight that your tiny balls actually retract into the cavern from whence they dropped, the ever present "non conformist" Converse all star, piercings, scarves and anything purchased at a "Hot Topic" store), needed something else to cry about instead of their upper middle class "depression".
Definition: A genre of music that was constructed under the pretense that "Pop Punk" (Pop punk being a complete paradox) was not faggy enough. Suburban teenagers who wanted to be "different" by crying and looking exactly like everyone they cry and hang out with (i.e. dyed black hair, jeans so tight that your tiny balls actually retract into the cavern from whence they dropped, the ever present "non conformist" Converse all star, piercings, scarves and anything purchased at a "Hot Topic" store), needed something else to cry about instead of their upper middle class "depression".
QUOTE: "I was soooo distraught yesterday... My dad wouldn't buy me tickets to the Dashboard Confessional show and I was so depressed I slit my wrists... Well, not all the way, I just wanted to show my parents that I don't want to live but I don't really want to die, I just want attention. That's why I wear this scarf in the summer and these black framed glasses even though I don't even need them to see. Anyway, I got blood on my new super tight girl jeans that I just bought and that depressed me even more? I was in such a dark brooding mood that I sat in my room and wrote poems about how hard my life is. Then my brother told me emo is for fags and pussies who don't know who they are then left with his girlfriend. What an asshole, he doesn't know how hard life is."
by Aaron Sicht January 9, 2008
Get the emomug. Its kindof funny how so many fakes are out there now.
Saying they need to cut themselves everytime somone says that theyre gay.
True emos; Arent depressed all the time and can have fun.
They cut for good reasons,death,heartbreak,just pain.
Shop at hottopic because they know that store has a sense of style:)
And listen to music that people have never probably heard off,likee jefree star,uffie,medric droid. Yeh were cool and smexy.
Haha also emos joke around about sex ALOTlmao!
Use un-understandable phrases or words
like..yer,yew,cunt,douche and other words ^^
Fake-Uhm like they try to dress and over asssorize and listen to wimpy bAnds like afi and greenday. They are virgins,or atleast dont know what sex is,hah. Think they are cool just because they CUT!usually has stupid "emo layouts"Talk about sucicide too much.
well yeah,i just hate fake people.
Saying they need to cut themselves everytime somone says that theyre gay.
True emos; Arent depressed all the time and can have fun.
They cut for good reasons,death,heartbreak,just pain.
Shop at hottopic because they know that store has a sense of style:)
And listen to music that people have never probably heard off,likee jefree star,uffie,medric droid. Yeh were cool and smexy.
Haha also emos joke around about sex ALOTlmao!
Use un-understandable phrases or words
like..yer,yew,cunt,douche and other words ^^
Fake-Uhm like they try to dress and over asssorize and listen to wimpy bAnds like afi and greenday. They are virgins,or atleast dont know what sex is,hah. Think they are cool just because they CUT!usually has stupid "emo layouts"Talk about sucicide too much.
well yeah,i just hate fake people.
Fake emo talking to a true emo.
Fake-So do you cut yerself?
True-Um do I know you?
Fake-No,but im emo and hangout with hottopic people.
True-Oh okay do yew know who jefree star is?
Fake-Oh yeah..hes a rapper.
True-No. Yer stupid and gay if you dont know who he is
Fake-IM NOT GAY! *cut cut,bangg!*
True-wow..
Fake-So do you cut yerself?
True-Um do I know you?
Fake-No,but im emo and hangout with hottopic people.
True-Oh okay do yew know who jefree star is?
Fake-Oh yeah..hes a rapper.
True-No. Yer stupid and gay if you dont know who he is
Fake-IM NOT GAY! *cut cut,bangg!*
True-wow..
by xslitmyheartx November 6, 2007
Get the emomug.