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Something that started out as a simple and harmless invention to make the country stronger, but quickly devolved into a mess of prisons which teach something that isn't even useful in everyday life and is the leading cause of depression in children.
African countries need to invest in education.
by Fire Axus January 28, 2022
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fundamental paper education

Fundamental Paper Education (or just 'F.P.E') is an animated music video created by artist and animator Kaaatie based around the Baldi's Basics fan song called "Basic's in Behavior," created by The Living Tombstone. It somehow blew the fuck up and is now one of the most trending things (mostly due to TikTok), right behind The Amazing Digital Circus.

The first "episode" follows a girl named Claire who is a new student at Paper School, a school where getting an F in either Miss Circle, Miss Thavel, or Miss Bloomie's class results in your ass getting eviscerated. It's being turned into it's own series due to the massive success of the music video, with the first ACTUAL episode coming sometime in the near future.
internet user #1: bro did you see that Miss Circle girl on your fyp?

internet user #2: yeah she's like, one of the most popular things rn

internet user #1: where did she originate from?

internet user #2: something called "fundamental paper education"

internet user #1: might have to check it out later
by JakobMan767 May 5, 2024
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Fundamental Paper Education

A web series about a Paper School. If you fail, you fuckin die and there's that one character that's getting constantly r34 made outta her.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.

It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
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textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.
Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.
by NW Knows January 20, 2016
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alphabet education

Beducation: Tutorial on snoozing.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Additional examples of "alphabet education" are:
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
by QuacksO March 22, 2022
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Educated Idiot

An educated idiot is someone that confuses education with intelligence. To them, in order to be seen as intelligent you need to do very well in academics.
They fail to consider ambition plays a larger role in academics than intelligence does.
Being smart/intelligent is more than just earning good grades and having a post secondary education.
Anybody that thinks this way is arrogant, because they think that they are smarter, which in turn makes them dumber because they think they're too smart to receive information from people with 'less credentials' thus lacking critical thinking skills.

'"I hate when people confuse education with intelligence, you can have a bachelor’s degree and still be an idiot.” -Richard P Feynman
Example 1:
Educated Idiot: If he goes to college, then you could say hes smart
Example 2:
Educated Idiot: HURR DURR UR GRADES R LOW THAT MEAN UR STOOPID
by idl1 October 11, 2025
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physical education

the class should be year-round because rich kids do it year-round anyways while poor kids play videogames all day during the summer
physical education is ironically optional during the summer.
by boring squirrel December 12, 2022
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