Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Early bird

a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

"he was always an early bird"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.

People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.

by RR Hood July 17, 2023

Early access furry

A furry that believes that because they only like a furry related character they aren't furries. (I.E. an obsession with nidalee from LoL) (Characters can't be explicitly furry I.E. crystal from star fox)

Person one "Yo, I'm pretty sure that your friend is a furry."
Person two "Nah, early access furry only"

by The darkest mandella December 19, 2017

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

Early humor effect

The act of putting major adult innuendos and adult humor in a children’s show to the point where children growing up knowing more than just only stereotypical kiddie stuff.

Shows like the American animated TV series, Spongebob Squarepants, have this kind of humor.

The early humor effect is so amazing I wish all modern shows today had it than just gross fart jokes and potty humor which isn’t really funny.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018