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explosiganza

-noun ik-sploh-si-gan-zuh

the obvious combining of the words {explosion} and {extravaganza}

Explosiganza is a word used to describe a last-minute and/or extravagant sales event. It is most commonly used as a promotional tool to push product of questionable quality. hence, the term is used in hopes of boosting the products overall value. (example: a local car dealership might claim to have recently suffered a major catastrophe; as a result, they hold a going-out-of-business EXPLOSIGANZA.)

The word is very flexible by nature and can also be used interchangeably to describe anything from a lemonade stand to the war in Iraq
"allright, we've got a pile of about 100 dead laptops that have been sitting in the back of the warehouse for at least 6 months. how are we gonna get rid of all this crap? oooh! I've got an idea! Johnson, I want you and the new guy to separate those machines into lots and sell them on eBay. We'll call it THE LAPTOP EXPLOSIGANZA!"
by David Cummings December 10, 2008
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esplosion

Ess-plo-shin

A dank meme explosion.

Sounds heard include:
- MLG horns
- Windows XP startup sounds
- Large amounts of 'Oh-ing'
Many 'Dank' things spawn from these 'esplosions', including but not limited to:
- Shrek Memes
- Spongebob Memes
- Arthur Memes
- Triggered Memes
- Memes from 'Da hood'
- Drug references
- Immense cursing
- Cringy 80's and 90's infomercials
Other 'Dank' items may be seen during this phenomena.

Disclaimer:
If you are easily butthurt, these 'esplosions' should be avoided at all costs. The creators have no obligation to stop making content because of butthurt people. Headphones should not be worn during these 'esplosions', if they are, there is a high risk of eardrum bleeding and permanent deafness.
Guy #1: What are you deaf or something?
Guy #2: Wha?
Guy #3: He was wearing headphones during an esplosion.
Guy #1: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I had no idea.
by SirCrabTheThird May 13, 2017
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Explosin

When you do something do upset God and you spontaneously combust.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Kyle after he robbed a bank?"
"No dude, what happened?"
"There was an explosin!"
by ginacantpronouncestuff May 21, 2018
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Explozional

adjective ɪk|sploʊƷnl
- An different spelling of "explosional"

existing in or yielding great quantities; abundant.
the explozional amount of people from china opened a new market for the Europeans
by Danny machiel July 12, 2018
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Expolsion

When Your A Stupid Cunt Reading this Page
Stop Aaleah your a expolsion
by cabaeg August 31, 2018
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Emplosion

The dramatic inward collapse of a career brought about by one’s own mistakes. An employment implosion.
His career was progressing nicely until that stunt with the boss’ wife at the office holiday party. What an emplosion!
by Hooswriting December 18, 2020
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penis explision of fire

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire
by 69ner69800 October 31, 2013
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