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esplosion 

Ess-plo-shin

A dank meme explosion.

Sounds heard include:
- MLG horns
- Windows XP startup sounds
- Large amounts of 'Oh-ing'
Many 'Dank' things spawn from these 'esplosions', including but not limited to:
- Shrek Memes
- Spongebob Memes
- Arthur Memes
- Triggered Memes
- Memes from 'Da hood'
- Drug references
- Immense cursing
- Cringy 80's and 90's infomercials
Other 'Dank' items may be seen during this phenomena.

Disclaimer:
If you are easily butthurt, these 'esplosions' should be avoided at all costs. The creators have no obligation to stop making content because of butthurt people. Headphones should not be worn during these 'esplosions', if they are, there is a high risk of eardrum bleeding and permanent deafness.
Guy #1: What are you deaf or something?
Guy #2: Wha?
Guy #3: He was wearing headphones during an esplosion.
Guy #1: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I had no idea.
esplosion by SirCrabTheThird May 13, 2017
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eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Lord explosion murder 

It’s pretty appropriate for a soon-to-be Hero, worship Katsuki for he is the savior uwu
“What? Lord Explosion Murder was taken by the league of villains? How?!”

Explosion Wednesday 

Every Wednesday a popular Youtuber, WeezyWaiter, makes a video involving many explosions. He's contemplating whether or not to make this a thing.
Clone: Hey, Craig! Can I be in explosion Wednesday?

Craig: No. Get back to the alligator pit. And bring Stoner Michael Phelps with you.

poo-splosion 

When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.
Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.
poo-splosion by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

nigga fart cum poop explosion 

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community
"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

explosions 

Something that cool guys don't look at.
Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up, and walk away.
explosions by mkablam June 7, 2009