tu mama en mi cama

Your mommy is a sexy beast.

"What happened last night?"

"Tu mama en mi cama🤗💞"

"oh"

by teenyweeny69 May 18, 2022

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me zoinkey ez en ze Garden

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

by Farthead210 May 22, 2023

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Get the me zoinkey ez en ze Gardenmug.

A small extension of Versailles territory which used to be home for the Chateau’s Clowns, a project that never saw the day because genetically the Clowns were hella ENTPxENTJ brats.
Now the place holds the home where you can have the dopest time of your life. 74 rue Charles de Gaulle.
Just make sure you are not a snowflake and don’t talk about money.

I hate it here in 5 star Fiji, I wish I were in Jouy.
Fuck the King Louis, the real Kings are in Jouy. (Jouy-en-josas)

by AlanaO November 30, 2021

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Enes

Enes has the biggest cock you will ever see, almost the size of Mount Everest. Sometimes borderline autistic but whos not?! Very very sexy and would save the day any time. Great person all around. Usually comes from a chad country *wink wink*.

OMFG ITS Enes I love him. WOW your amazing

by biggolbincockmaster69 March 8, 2022

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ENE-Videa

The pronunciation of the commonly known NVIDEA corporation, saaid by a man from Malaga who doesnt know a shit about doing a class properly.

"A ver señores, bombardeadme con vuestras dudas sobre las graficas de ENE-VIDEA"
"Okay guys, how about, today we are going to do Ramen, unos fideitos vamos a hacer"

by DrakCod February 8, 2018

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