Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Empty Go

He had no feelings for me after the repeated the hook-ups, it was just an empty go for him.

I was just an empty go to him.

by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

Aesthetic emptiness

The feeling of wanting something due the way it makes you feel. Such as it looks aesthetically pleasing to you.

I wish I had that view from my balcony, I feel aesthetic emptiness

by Mr. McJudgerson January 20, 2023

empty to the depot

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

by threebythree February 27, 2009

the empty gestures

An upcoming high school garage-rock band from New Rochelle.

"Damn, The Empty Gestures are so sexy."

by Ohgoddamnbasedgod September 18, 2013

Empty watermelon

When you thought you were getting something

Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.

by The wise skunk January 29, 2020

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018