spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

Spooky Dooky

To take a shit in a toilet of which is spooky.

GO AHEAD
take a spooky dooky

by Fuery February 1, 2023

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD

person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

dooky derby

butt fuckin

hey your little sister let me enter my horse in the dooky derby last night

by crazy james March 5, 2009

Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

Dookie legs

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023