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Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.
What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.
by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017
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derrington

A gentle man sometimes but, other times just an asshole.
Wish I had a Derrington in my life!!
by Kitty cat 12 July 18, 2017
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Dertinatense

I used dertinatense to work on my art project
by Heartfacedpup88 April 19, 2018
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Derpindicular

A derpy retard who faces every side around the streets,ways,& paths.
The kid went derpindicular around my neighborhood.
by AlexDaCake April 19, 2018
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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.
After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin
by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017
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deswin

Deswin is a person who shares his thoughts out loud. is kind,smart,kinda mean,curious,not a morning person,has dark brown eyes,if he has haters he feels confident to say the real truth about them. Deswin has more common with other friends. Deswin
Deswin is like a brother to you.
Mary:Who is he? He is deswin

Miry:ughhhh!(makes faces at deswin)
Samantha:he is so deswin!
by Bethyzzav April 23, 2018
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