water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 01, 2019

Deering

Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.

Stop deering- Dude you’re deering right now.

by Magba June 15, 2022

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 08, 2011

Deer hunter

In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt

Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler

Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah

Deer hunter

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 01, 2021

Deer legs

When a woman has long skinny legs that appear pretty and elegant.

Wow did you see that model? She has deer legs!

by Christina.b August 31, 2021

Deer

A dick.

Rodger's doesn't actually have a deer. His deer is nonexistent.

by Balatro February 19, 2023

Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer

Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????

by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025