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Deer Party

An orgy with extra steps. Like a buffet line, but where half of the "party" lines up on the ground and the other half takes turns having their way with them.
"Man, that deer party we had in the woods last night was wild!"
by Little White Witch August 12, 2021
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Whitetail Deer

It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
Alex: Did you kill a Whitetail Deer

Kyle: Yes I hit it from that back
by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020
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Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.
“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”
by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021
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Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?
by Super Apple October 5, 2009
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Stacked like a deers rack

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.
by Urbanfracture January 4, 2018
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Rain deer games

When girls in a friend group play jokes on other people.
Them bitches be fuckin with that ho playing rain deer games
by Tiger goat February 23, 2018
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Key deer

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.

Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.

But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
“Is that a key deer colony?”
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
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