Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

depression

The feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety. Help might come.

Friend: U look down.
Me: I am depressed and have anxiety. I have no hope, no one loves me and I only know hate.
Friend: Be positive
Me: Depression is the feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety.
(Me kills Friend)

by WAKEMEUPINSIDE666 June 1, 2017

depression

a disease that every single person from 12 - 18 has

Bob: I have depression
John: yeah everyone does

by ElectroShifts August 8, 2018

depression

something everyone apparently has

"Bro i think I have depression. I just lost in fortnite"

by some nibba November 20, 2018

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019