sex doll

A doll purchased primarily for masturbation purposes, though a few of them are sold to health teachers.

The man tried to convince his wife that he was a health teacher when she discovered his sex doll.

by Word of the Day June 5, 2004

twenty dollar whore

The $2 whore of the modern economic era. Twenty is the new two.

The new tax codes for 2009 mandates that all hos filing as a two dollar whore should now be recategorized as twenty dollar whore in order to reflect the appropriate income tax bracket of today's crack-hos.

by Tenacious Faulker March 30, 2009

paper doll

An attractive young woman that may or may not be smart, who is lacking substance. A girl who is successful by society's standards but really has nothing to say. Lacks depth. Oftentimes travel in groups with other dolls.

Those girls are paper dolls. They're all shallow clones.

by PAGAN March 19, 2007

dollhouse straight

When your huge hand loses on the river because a straight is on the board.

I should have won that hand, but since the cards weren't shuffled, my pocket aces lost to the dollhouse straight.

by MaBell October 28, 2005

three dollar william

1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".

Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.

Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot June 26, 2009

Seven Dollar Shit

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.

Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"

Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."

Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."

by 7h0rn3 January 1, 2009

cum doll

Somone who is pretty who lets you cum all over them. Also, why the fuck are you looking for a cum doll?

Get the fuck off here if you are looking for a cum doll. Produce semen!

by ULUVSEX July 18, 2016