Desert Ass

When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...

My ass is on fire. I must have desert ass.

by Patty McBiju September 8, 2009

desert rat

noun. A person, usually male, who enters and stays in the desert (for an extended period of time) with the intent of shooting rockets, live fire, and paintballs.

David shot his foot while on a desert rat trip; he should stay in the city from now on.

by Christofski January 5, 2007

Desertian Girl

A woman with major camel toe.

"Is that woman from the desert, cause I think I see camel toe."

"Did you get trampled over by a camel or something?"

by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005

Dserrin

When a hot carl malfunctions and when the shit from the failed hot carl is in the persons mouth, you face fuck them.

Steve's seran wrap wasn't strong enough, so when he went to give Sophie a hot carl, it became a Dserrin

by boboscala November 18, 2014

Dirf Desert

When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.

He was walking around for so long that his chode was a complete dirf desert.

by Merick September 5, 2007

i don't deserve you

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself

I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you

by The mad riddler November 2, 2017

desert

a word to describe excessive camel toe on a chick

"dude did you see that girl in the spandex?"

"yeah dude like a fuckin desert"

by not_the_toe November 2, 2008