Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021

deer pretty

way to de acc rive someone who has a longer face and doe eyes

person 1: “am i cat, fox, bunny, or deer pretty?”
person 2: “you’re definitely deer pretty!”

by poop5423 April 24, 2023

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas June 11, 2011

deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.

1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.

by MST3K I like April 13, 2022

Deers

A Northside Chicago "Street Gang" inspired by it's member claiming he saw a deer when nobody else did. Their rivals are the Hunters and the pee wee royals. Their gang sign is throwing up the ten finger salute over the temples of your head.

The pee wee royals want to joust with the Deers but, are to stoned to.

by Homer Simpson 1972 July 4, 2025