Orange Curtain

Previously the Orange Curtain referred to the border of Orange county and L.A. county but it is getting more commonly known and anything north of the 55 and the 405 freeways. The filth that is LA has reached down into such cities as Garden Grove, Fullerton, Placentia, Yorba Linda, and of course, Santa Ana. South of the curtain (cities such as Huntington Beach, Newport Beach, Mission Viejo, Irvive, etc) life is still nice and crime is low. Many people refuse to even cross this line because it takes weeks to get the stench out of their cars.

South Orange County is so beautiful and has just about everything but sometimes you just gotta cross the Orange Curtain to find a really seedy strip joint.

by Kwality Assurance May 11, 2009

Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

meat curtains

a female who has large pussy lips

Richard went down on Deb only to discover she had some major meat curtains. But he went in face first anyways.

by Frosty2073 April 8, 2006

beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

chest curtains

Of or referring to a pair of flappy, washed out, sucked dry, saggy breast that cover the abdomen like curtains cover a window. May sometimes go as low as the knees and need to be rolled up and secured into a bra to avoid a tripping hazard.

After nursing ten babies, Donna no longer has breast, she has chest curtains.
Your grandma is so old, she doesn't have tits, she has chest curtains.

by Dodobird December 11, 2007

Brown curtains

When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains

I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains

by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019

Curtain Pull

This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.

Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?

by Hotdizzle October 4, 2008