as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

by von groovy August 9, 2024

The crucible

Where you go when you finish a night out and get no huzz so you need to sit there in silence and think about what went wrong

Yeah bro, we are not getting bare active tonight, let's go the crucible

by Robbos729 June 21, 2025

Alexander Cucci

A giant fucking chud who has a square head with so much acne that it looks like a fungus from a zombie show and can’t pull any girls

That guy is so gay and chopped he is a prime example of an Alexander Cucci

by Tyler Buchanan December 8, 2025

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025