Hot Cumbalaya

When you put Siracha in your used condom so the girl can't still your DNA.

If you gonna hit that Golddigger, you better leave her a Hot Cumbalaya!

by Trommel Train 2023 December 8, 2022

Bikini Crumbs

small pieces of shit intertwined with tiny ass hairs and bikini lint

" She Flicked her fucking nasty Bikini Crumbs on to me" .. " oh really that means she likes you!"

by Luke-69 June 25, 2023

ahh crumbs

"Ahh crumbs" is an explanation phrase used to exclaim that things are not going to plan.

Ahh crumbs, we are not going to make that deadline.

by Inquisitive Joe September 4, 2023

Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.

Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.

by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018

graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

by heather macKey December 14, 2008

Chicago Cubs

A MLB team that has not won a World Series since 1908. Their last appearance was in 1945 against the Detroit Tigers. Billy Goat Tavern owner, Billy Slanis famously brought his billy goat to Game 4 of this series, and was asked to leave because the pet goat's foul odor was bothering fans. He said, "Them Cubs, they ain't gonna win no more". The Cubs went on to lose that series and have never since appeared in another World Series, a phenomenon known as "the Curse of the Billy Goat".

Consequently it was foretold in a 1989 movie, Back to the Future II, that the Cubs would end their 107 year championship drought, the longest ever in professional sports history, in 2015. Marty McFly, played by actor Michael J. Fox, travels in time in a DeLorean from 1985 to 2015 to find out that the Chicago Cubs have won the World Series for the first time since 1908. As of writing this definition, the 2015 Chicago Cubs have since defeated the Pirates in the NL Wild Card, and the St. Louis Cardinals in the NLDS (making this the first time they have ever clinched a playoff series at Wrigley Field). They will begin the NLCS against the New York Mets tomorrow at 8:07, giving the 2015 Chicago Cubs a chance at fulfilling this bizarre and eerie prophecy. It should be noted that the Mets are 0-7 against the Cubs this regular season.

The 2015 Chicago Cubs have a chance to prove the Back to the Future prophecy is correct.

by Doc Brown and Marty McFly December 8, 2015

cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006