boo-cry

To either mockingly or sincerely apologize or sympathize with another individual in a simple way. Someone who is BITCHING about their life, situation, and/or condition.
Person 1: "My head hurts, my boss hates me, and I haven;t gotten laid in weeks!"
Person 2: "Awh, Boo-Cry!"
by 0lilminxy0 February 06, 2011
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Cry-Borg

A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.
Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
by Zip Purr-head July 17, 2022
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generation cry

The term used to apply to those who have come of age recently who, instead of taking deliberate steps to fight real or misperceived injustice and protesting appropriately, cry into their devices about how the world that they live in and can certainly exert control over is not fair and that the other side is completely wrong.
Linda decided to get off of all social media, as the many voices of generation cry sickened her with their constant cries that all people who do not agree with them need to agree with them because they can only be solely right.
by von groovy August 22, 2017
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Cry well

when a person is complaining about something you say cry well
person1: how’s your week been

person2: My dog stains died

person1: cry well
by cry well May 15, 2023
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Crying Krunk

adv. a bluff, a lie, a threat; a bad bluff
by GodsAngel91490 March 04, 2009
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pretty cry

The only thing Hye-ji from Cinderella and The Four Knights was useful for. I get it, I liked her too but really, tell me something else about her that isn’t related to Hyun-min or Ji-woon. Anyway, pretty crying takes a lot of effort and isn’t very pleasurable. If you want to weep, feel free to go all out, Psalm 6 style. If it helps, you can do what I do and cry in secret. You don’t need to manage your tears or appearance with yourself or The One Above. Hopefully, you feel better, my love xx
“I am worn out from sobbing. All night I flood my bed with weeping, drenching it with my tears. My vision is blurred by grief; my eyes are worn out because of all my enemies.”
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
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cope cry

The act of someone pretending to still look happy when he obviously hates something not turning out how he wished. Typically a smug hater triggered about something succeeding despite his obvious wishes for schadenfreude and superiority otherwise. Equivalent to the meme about Frustrated Wojak wearing a mask to hide it.
Nothing these losers can do except to cope cry with laugh reacts, lies, and irrelevant other topics they also cry about.
by zaroneon January 15, 2021
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