Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

Lil Crunchies

The tiny little bits of broken or little crunchy fries left at the bottom of the container.

You can have all the big fries but can you leave me back the lil crunchies?

by DukeNuggets June 1, 2019

Crunchy Parrots

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.

Mlmlml crunchy parrots!

by Creeper_ita July 2, 2020

Crunchy Pie

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

by CarlitosE June 10, 2018

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)

“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”

by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014