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Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.
Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023
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Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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Lucky Crunchy

When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.
I heard Wyatt and his girlfriend did a lucky crunchy last night!
by The_Dufe July 8, 2023
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Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..
The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.
by Boombadabing July 20, 2023
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Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.
Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....
by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020
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Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute
Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!
by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020
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[CRUNCHY]

A woman who makes weird cat noises will masturbating
Damn Erin, why you so CRUNCHY all the time its weird!
by Xedi(me) April 10, 2020
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