“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
by novamoons December 10, 2023
Get the Crunchymug. 
A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022
Get the crunchymug. The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.
She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
Get the Crunchy Batsonmug. An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.
by scraven41987 January 29, 2014
Get the crunchy nuggets, curly friesmug. 
1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
Get the crunchy bungmug.