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Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.
“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
by novamoons December 10, 2023
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Crunchy

A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023
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Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.
Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023
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Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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Lucky Crunchy

When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.
I heard Wyatt and his girlfriend did a lucky crunchy last night!
by The_Dufe July 8, 2023
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