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The Crunch

The crunch is that point when your really high and you feel as if your in another universe. There are 4 points of the crunch, the beginning of the crunch is when you feel as if your there, but you still have some sense of awareness, the crunch is just straight up amazing, but the edge of the crunch is when you start to trip out, and once you fall off of the crunch, your completely fucked.
"oh my word! the frenchman is definitely at the crunch right now"
by ze tickler August 31, 2011
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Cap’n Crunch

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.
Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.
by Chettywapper November 4, 2019
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Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?
by totallynotchris March 28, 2010
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Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."
So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."
by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011
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Butternut Crunch

When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.
Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.
by Harry Toba February 3, 2014
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Bajina Crunch

a delectable delicious vagina that is beautiful (bajina). there is left over toilet paper crumbs in her bajina creating an extra crunch and more zesty flavors.
Kole has bajina crunch for breakfast this morning.
by purplednurpled November 27, 2022
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D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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