crepple

The area of skin above the eye and below the brow that has become wrinkled. From Canadian decent, this word was developed among skin care professionals to describe the wrinkling of the eyelid.

At the age of 35 , i looked at myself in the mirror and noticed my eyelids developed a slight crepple

by meinster November 25, 2011

Cripplelicious

1:a attractive person (sexy,cute,hot, etc.) who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury (MD,CP,paraplegic.etc.)

2:something said or done that is found awesome or hilarious by a person who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury

There have been quite a few ladies who I have found him cripplelicious.

Damn, Tim is very cripplelicious!

by Dr. Lucky Lisiado August 5, 2011

copple

To thoughtlessly copy an idea, feature or design from an Apple product for no apparent reason.

Portmanteau of the words "copy" and "Apple".

Bob: "Hey, look at this swooshy carousel we've put in our app!"
Alice: "You've just coppled the iTunes Cover Flow, haven't you?"

by c1rrus July 22, 2012

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017