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Creep Link

-Noun
A link sent for the purpose of showing a picture to someone of another person that is physically attractive. (Done through facebook primarily.)
Yeah? Send me a Creep Link, lemme see how hot she is.
by RamJamJoe January 17, 2011
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zoom creeping

The act of pinning an attractive co-workers feed to your screen during a business video chat.
Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.
by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020
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creep nugget

a very creepy person; someone who is socially awkward; a stalker
ew, that guy watching you from behind that bush is a creep nugget!
by playmeamemory March 17, 2009
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Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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creep whistle

A whistle used to ward off a creeper (a person who is creeping on you against your will). It is similar to a rape whistle except it has an unusually low pitch and it is used specifically for creepers.
"Nat is so weird!"
"Yeah I always carry my creep whistle when I'm around him."
by LiLi16 November 7, 2011
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crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping
Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!
by penintheback December 13, 2010
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calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.
Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.
by Ashwanda October 23, 2017
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