Crackhead

You.

You're just a f*cking crackhead okay. Get used to it.

by ໓ēfiຖiti໐ຖ ໐งērl໐r໓ December 22, 2019

captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

crackhead

It's what basic white girls are called on their birthdays. No, she's not a crackhead. It's literally just Sarah.

Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.

OMG happy birthday to the biggest crackhead i know!!! I love you Sarah!

by teachhertime October 14, 2020

Crackhead

A person who is always hyper, or playing like they are under the influence of crack cocaine.

Me: *Faking a seizure on the floor*
My friend: Omfg you're a crackhead.

by crislollol January 16, 2020

Crackhead

Hester

Wow that is a mad crackhead he need some cro to calm down

by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019

crackhead

you. you are a crackhead. you are always on crack and always smellin' like some hot cheetos. you never understand the real meaning behind "shut your fatass up." periodt.

rachel : omg look its crackhead
crackhead : excuse me? oh right, you're big fat white nasty smelly fat bitch.
rachel : ...

by kayla's whore January 30, 2020

Crackhead

Aka . Marcus

Man have you ever seen that crackhead?
Oh you mean Marcus the one that talks to his dog and walls?

Ya that crack head

by Crackheadddddd September 22, 2019