cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :

Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.

by Alaina Spaur September 8, 2007

Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

by dick dimple June 13, 2009

crackerman

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.

That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.

by Trey December 29, 2004

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004

Burnt cracker

when people call you a white cracker, go ahead and respond back burnt cracker! i really don't know why people call the white race crackers, I, myself is very offended by that. so I always respond "burnt cracker" if someone of the african american race calls me a cracker

"excuse me BURNT CRACKER"

by racist junkie January 21, 2004

Penis Cracker

A Feminist or lesbian.

by AYB March 29, 2003

jatz cracker

Australian rhyming slang for nacker, ie. a testicle

Miriam gave the game away when she bent over and her jatz cracker popped out of her bikini.

by Dr Shonky May 25, 2004