Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*

by bishname November 18, 2018

internal crabs

A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.

Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.

Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).

Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.

Man #1: The what?

Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.

Man #1: You're full of shit!

Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.

Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!

Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.

by vwortboy July 1, 2009

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Crab King

Crab King is an old meme in the Gorillaz Raritiez discord server. It was created on 11th April 2020. Crab King is also a now deleted role that was given to a user by the name of disquietingly (also known as Boogie). Boogie is a person who loves crabs (the animals)

person 1: What is a crab king
person 2: I have no idea, let's look it up

by turtles.com November 5, 2020

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

lurch crab

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.

Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.

by Snowbone July 28, 2009