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Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.
Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.
by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017
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Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy
No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs
by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020
mugGet the Dick crabsmug.

crab pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
by Crab cum person May 25, 2019
mugGet the crab pantsmug.

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019
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Crab King

Crab King is an old meme in the Gorillaz Raritiez discord server. It was created on 11th April 2020. Crab King is also a now deleted role that was given to a user by the name of disquietingly (also known as Boogie). Boogie is a person who loves crabs (the animals)
person 1: What is a crab king
person 2: I have no idea, let's look it up
by turtles.com November 5, 2020
mugGet the Crab Kingmug.

internal crabs

A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.

Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).

Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.

Man #1: The what?

Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.

Man #1: You're full of shit!

Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.

Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!

Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
by vwortboy July 1, 2009
mugGet the internal crabsmug.

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.
Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich
by Gardz86 November 23, 2011
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