country pie hole

(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.

That country pie hole eats steak for lunch with no utensils, just his hands.

by Space-n-ater October 5, 2005

Country Luxury

Fashion or lifestyle trends exhibited by rural individuals believed to be trendy.

Cletus and his folk were living in country luxury with their new shotgun racked pick-up truck.

by Sir Mr Bubbles May 6, 2009

Country Crump

Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.

When Chris did the Country Crump all of the girls laughed and pointed.

by knot chris October 17, 2011

Country Slaw

A delectable country tossed, leafy, moisturizing dish prepared when a person is declared dead. You eat this dish for 7 days straight, while grieving over a loss. You also may bathe in this foliage.

Country slaw, as knows as "salad".

by TonyTumpTump March 25, 2012

Countryphile

A person who loves or has a strong affinity or preference for living in a rural area as opposed to a city or peri-urban area.

I love to breathe fresh country air, live a sustainable life surrounded by wide open spaces and be part of a small rural community; I am a true countryphile.

by drdanni March 20, 2013

Countrywhore

One who listens excessively to country music and literally dick sucks every country singer known to existence

Person 1: Bro did you hear about Brianna miller's music taste??

Person 2: Yeah man what a countrywhore!!

Person 1: Ik bro

by JakkKobe April 26, 2017

Country Thunder Clap

When you high five a person at Country Thunder.

Billy Job told he finally sexed his cousin so I had to give him a Country Thunder Clap. Then we rocked dicks to Chesney

by Jimny Cracktit May 25, 2017